2br - I got a room for rent (Ozark)

Hello,.
I have a room for rent.
Single females only.
Must be able to get along with dogs.
Also 420 friendly.
Could possibly not have to pay rent or any utilities, if you can enthusiastically provide oral support.
I would also reciprocate the favor if you desire .
I can also provide foot, back, leg, arms and scalp massages nightly.
I understand how bad this add sounds but give it a shot.
I swear I don't look as bad as you imagine but I am 44.
Also this is a last effort to be touched bye a female in my life.
Also fun fact, it's been 9 years since I have been bye a female.
I will also share my 420 supplies.